January 29, 2019

Never will I ever...

Yesterdays link up on The Blended Blog was all about things we would never do.  I'm a day late but I though it would be fun to join in.

I'm not one to say never.  I'm also a horrible decision maker and have been know to do things that I probably shouldn't.  I am the female/sober version of the "hold my beer" guy.  But a person has their limits and lines they will not cross.  So even though I would try just about anything, there are a few things that I just would NOT EVER do.  Like...

Touch an Ostrich
Nope. Never will I ever.  I wish David could have gotten a picture of my face when we passed the Giraffe exhibit at the zoo. Why do they always have those monsters in there with one of the cutest animals ever?  They are gone now and I can breath again when we go through that section with out me panicking and holding my breath.  I have come across these nasty creatures 3 times in my life and every single time, they have tried to eat me.  It might be payback for eating one of them.  It was just a taste, but clearly they are just as salty as that dish was!  Jerks.

Jump out of a plane 
If our plane is ever going down, you are just going to have to wait for me to pass out before you toss me out.  But don't forget the parachute.  Also you better be jumping attached to me because when I come to mid air, I'm only going to panic and pass out again, so I'm going to need you to pull the cord for me.   And you can add bungee jumping and cliff diving and all that over crazy stuff to this list too!

Eat something alive or moving 
Have you seen that dish where lady puts soy sauce on the baby octopus in her bowl and its starts moving?  And then the lady puts it in her mouth.  Yeah, that will NEVER be me.  I have eaten a lot of things.  Cooked and raw, but moving?  Not going to happen!

Do a Zombie Run 
I joke that the only way I will get in a good run is if someone is chasing me, its not the whole truth.  I miss running.  And if you see me running, yes, you should probably run too because something will most likely be chasing me.  But to put myself in that situation on purpose???  It's gonna be a no for me.  I would end up punching or kicking one of the poor paid zombies and I'm a lover not a fighter.  Unless you chase me or scare me.

I can't really think of anything else that would 100% get a flat out and final No right away.  Most things I would at least consider first.

What about you?  Are you a more cautious person?  Or are you a risk taker?  What are some things you would NEVER EVER do?  This sounds like a fun game of never have I ever.  Maybe we can play that on IG stories?  Would you play along?

I hope everyones week is off to a great start so far!

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