September 24, 2009

Life Remote

I was wishing earlier that life came with a remote, so I could restart the day. And then as I was laying here nursing the baby, I was looking at the remote and there are a lot of buttons on there I could uses. But what for?

Can you imagine having an on and off button. Not only could I turn off the boys when they are running a muck, or turn off myself when I feel like I am about to go crazy. And I wont even get to the turn on button!

The info button would be a life saver. As a wife and mom sometimes I wonder, what the hell is going though these guys minds. When you tell them to do something for you and all you get is that blank button!

Imagine if you could go back in time! Our wedding day, the birth of our children(is there a pain free button?). Those sweet little moments that we don't ever want to forget could be relived when ever we needed a smile. And there is a record button just in case we miss it the first time! You could fall in love over and over again. I would love to be able to go forward and see the kind of men my boys grow up to be. But I think that would be a scary button for me.

We have tivo, so there is a thumbs up and down button. And at times like now, when I am completely rambling on, there is is a live TV button to snap me back to reality.

Now that I got this nonsense out, I'm going to go take my meds and get my head straight!

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